I looked inside and noticed this one guy doing all these random card tricks for the people inside. I walked in, and they seemed to be regular run of the mill card tricks that most people learn in second grade. He would have people guess a card, put it back in the deck, and then immediately tell them what card it was. Needless to say it was rather impressive.

Then he switched into the psychic part of his routine, and this is where I could hear my brain sizzling. He would stare at somebody, read their mind, and then stare at somebody else, and download the first person’s information into the second person. Then the second person, who didn’t know the first person, would start telling everybody secrets about the first person that even their best friends didn’t know.

After that, he started doing basic illusion tricks. Rabbits out of hats, birds out of shoe boxes, normal stuff that you’d find ads for in the back of popular science. He did make this girl’s bra disappear, which was pretty cool. I don’t think she was too happy, though.

I decided to get out of there before he did something that permanently affected my grip on reality. But just as I was leaving, I heard him shouting at me with a desperation that seemed to be coming to a shocking climax.

You must learn magic tricks! You must study the ways of the dark arts in order to perform the reality bending entertainment that is your destiny! I was too scared to turn around, because I was afraid of what would happen if I did.

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